10. “He set me personally on fire”

He unintentionally set me personally on fire and today he could be my better half.

11. “He established himself within my cleavage”

“through the 2nd date the guy under consideration invited me for an us to their home.

” After an evening that is semi-pleasant ended up being sitting regarding the sofa in which he had been sat on to the floor therefore we had been viewing a movie.

“Without encouragement or caution he established himself at me personally and thrust their face into my cleavage.

“we screamed and jumped up simply to keep him in a heap on to the floor with bloodstream gushing from their face.

“Turns out of the cable had protruded from my bra and got caught under their chin!”

JP, Southern Yorkshire

12. “I experienced to cover just about to happen for around 30 minutes”

“we came across some guy online – he never washed their locks and had been happy with that! It looked awful.

“He asked become my boyfriend within five full minutes of conference! Then he said he had been astonished we was not bashful because he previously a far better human anatomy than me personally.

“He observed me personally house and invited himself set for a brew, then tried it in with me personally and would not pay attention once I said no until we kicked him. (more…)